stone-stars:

jaredthebc:

catasters:

Dramatic shot of the main character watching their mentor die in slow motion at the turning point of the story

[ID: A cat clutching onto the back of a chair and yawning, with one paw stretched towards the camera. It looks like the cat is tearfully screaming while reaching for someone.]

(Source: pin.it, via theuniversemakesmyheadhurt)

kaijuno:

(via theuniversemakesmyheadhurt)

be-queer-do-arson:

be-queer-do-arson:

OH MY GOD

TWICE??!?

fluffmugger:

furryprovocateur:

furryprovocateur:

yes or “remind me later” NO LET ME SAY NO I WANT TO SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every week i get that shitty “Let’s finish setting up your computer!” thing when i turn it on and it’s SO fucking aggravating because i’ve been using this thing for years now and i don’t need nor WANT to fucking “set it up” (read: use microsoft edge, buy windows office, whatever the fuck else they try to sell me) like i’m very obviously perfectly fine. and i can’t just say No because No is a very privileged limited time answer we had in the tech future so now it’s always “remind me later” no motherfucker i am adamant in my need to tell you NO. i fucking hate the removal of no from our options and vocabulary. i am expressing a boundary i need you to fucking know i am saying NO

Hit the Windows + I keys together. Go into SYSTEM then  NOTIFICATIONS AND ACTIONS and uncheck  “suggest ways I can finish setting up my device to get the most out of Windows”

Then go kick the shit out of Satya Nadella 

(via ranidspace)

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

I don’t want to be the one to say it but old men need to start gatekeeping classic rock. classic rock shouldn’t just mean “older than 20 years”. bc quite frankly boulevard of broken dreams and dani california should not be on the same playlist as pink floyd led zeppelin rolling stones AC/DC the eagles queen ccr the doors etc. Like boys I really need u to step up for once and clarify I won’t ask again

noted

lastchanceatpurity:

chronically online and chronically on tumblr are two different things btw

(via assiraphales)

reallyaaron:

eff-plays:

The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

(via spaceshipkat)

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

society really lost the war when dressing nice / slutty = “gay” “metrosexual” “is he 💅🏻”. we had decades of men wearing crop tops and short shorts without blinking an eye and now it’s ye ole pilgrim standards and talk of scandal if they show their knees

they were FASHIONISTAS!!! and we SHAMED them!!!

nnoivernn:

swankyjami:

huffylemon:

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

(via lonelyrollingstars)

froody:

doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

(via badbucky)

aflo:

going through my texts and reminiscing about my favorite security codes i was sent this year

(via ranidspace)

apricops:

mayleavestars:

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

(via oceanskysailor)

ihni:

ihni:

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

(via spaceshipkat)

justforthedead:

justforthedead:

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

(via ranidspace)

acreaturecalledgreed:

acreaturecalledgreed:

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

(via sandrson)